A few things that have been running around my mind for a while...
Why do fat people buy large big mac meals but get a diet coke?
Why do fat people buy small cars?
Why do we keep cleaning stuffs under the sink? Everyone know that's where we put it.. but why?
Why do we grow older and start claiming on a pension when we are less able to use the money coz we are on the way out. I think I would prefer the money up front, enjoy it, and then work 'til the end...
Why does Larry go to a strip bar, pay £120 on a dance and then throw up on them? :-)
Why does Larry then mail the place and ask for his money back minus cost of cleaning the sick up? This is genius by the way.
The answer must be, that we are all idiots. But what a great set of idiots we are.
Usual service will continue in the next post.
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