I am Robot

I went for a walk last week and it was cold so had to wear gloves. Need to keep those hands comfortable.

Anyway as I was walking around, to entertain myself I started pulling my hand out of the glove and up my sleeve, and have people touch it to find an empty glove. It just got strange looks rather than the arrr he has no hand thing I was hoping for.

So I stepped up my plan and decided to pretend to have a robot hand... or a prosthetic hand that couldn't move. So I started off simple by just not moving it but over moving the other. And hope for some strange reason that people from 20 yards away would notice my static hand.

I thought it wasn't obvious enough so then pretended to lean on the hand (but secretly put no weight on it) in it's permanent unclenched fake hand shape... hoping then that people would think.. woah.. he has a fake hand.. just look at that! He is putting the whole weight of his body on his pinky.

I have no idea why I did any of this. Maybe I should speak with someone. I'm quite sure no one was interested in my robot hand.

I also wrote a song called Zuma Muma. Strange day.