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I have recently returned from a trip to the big smoke... It was fun but am now missing a coat.

I popped in to the local Howies Store on Carnegie street, and wandered around. Not for long. The shop is tidgy. If I wandered for more than two minutes you would have got very strange looks. Anyway.. I have a Howies coat. That used to be black. Is now grey. So I asked if they cold do anything. They couldn't. Not straight away anyway. They said.. Gimme the coat. We will send it back. We don't even know what colour it is it's that faded. I said ok, send it back, see what happens. I left the shop. It rained. Great.

Myself and Larry went out for some beers the other night. Some of that strong poisonous Sam Smiths lager. We had 4. That's all you need. If you want to live through the night anyway. We both went to the bus station to get the bus (surprise surprise) home. Whilst we were there, we decided to design a secret (rather simple) handshake. As we were doing this Larrys bus came. And went. So he ran out of the bus station banging on the side of the bus door. Saying I'm sure something polite like 'Please sir, would you kindly open the door so that I may travel on your beastie machine'. The bus driver, obviously taking offense at this kind of crazy english which included no swears or grunts, ignored him and drive off. Funny. For me. Don't ever learn a handshake at the bus station and always swear at bus drivers. It's what they know.

My cat yesterday thought it was being clever on the window walking about whilst the window was open. Oh very clever cat. It then walked outside to the outside of the window. You are so clever cat. Then cat thought, I wonder if I can fall off this. Yes you can. Clever clever cat. Fell one storey. Looked up like it was my fault.